First, make sure they hear all about your Vibe vs. Semi accident a couple days prior to the holiday. Let them know you were unhurt.
The day after the accident, keep your appointment to have skin cancer surgery-the kind where they scrape some skin off, test to see if they got all the cancer, then scrape more skin off until they are sure they have all of the bad stuff off your nose. Make sure you don't mention the surgery ahead of time to any of the extended family. It would ruin the effect completely.
Walk out of the surgery appointment with a ridiculous amount of bandaging on your nose, which must remain in place for 48 hours.
Go home, get some sleep. You've had a stressful week.
Wake up on Thanksgiving with the black eye the surgeon told you to expect.
Now, at long last, all is in place to freak out your family. Enjoy it. It's probably the best time you'll have for a while, considering what you've done for fun this week.
The day after the accident, keep your appointment to have skin cancer surgery-the kind where they scrape some skin off, test to see if they got all the cancer, then scrape more skin off until they are sure they have all of the bad stuff off your nose. Make sure you don't mention the surgery ahead of time to any of the extended family. It would ruin the effect completely.
Walk out of the surgery appointment with a ridiculous amount of bandaging on your nose, which must remain in place for 48 hours.
Go home, get some sleep. You've had a stressful week.
Wake up on Thanksgiving with the black eye the surgeon told you to expect.
Now, at long last, all is in place to freak out your family. Enjoy it. It's probably the best time you'll have for a while, considering what you've done for fun this week.